The Flatiron Enclave

Inhabitants from the former Casp/Marina crossroads have proclaimed the so-called Flatiron Enclave as a part of the Guripean territory.

Citizens from all around Barcelona become exalted with our glorious Popular Republic of Guripa!

Long life to the PRG!!!


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7 Responses to “The Flatiron Enclave”

  1. GI5 chief Says:

    Dear colleagues,

    I have to advise you that this action may have consequences. From the secret services we have detected some movement from disaffected portions of the society (traitors!). Helped by the Barcelona City Council they might take action against our government in the near future.

    We must protect our leader!

    Best

  2. Prime Delegate Says:

    Tell everybody whatever you know or shut up, you bloody fake. What the hell is the GI5?

    Citizenship is claiming for a change!

  3. GI5 chief Says:

    The GI5 is the inner branch of the secret services. You did not know because they work: they are and they must remain secret.

    I only advise that we must be cautious.

  4. We need to be cautious with immigration. Guripa is going to be big and prosper, and low-life people like the ones in Pedralbes or Sarrià might want to join us, which is unacceptable.

  5. Minister of Defense Says:

    First of all, our glorious army is now taking strategic positions in the Flatiron Enclave, to ensure its continual freedom under our flag.

    Second, GI5, our beloved Prime Delegate was ignorant of your existence for his own protection, but now I will have to inform him of the most important parts of your operations and workings. Don’t worry and stay assured that your work will not be compromised by this.

    And know that the army has conducted a thorough search of insurrectionists and fascists collaborators, and all the suspects had been “relocated”. Thanks for your services GI5.

    Dear candidate to Ministro de Interior, our nation has an elaborate protocol to deal with a possible flood of immigration. We only admit people who have an undying loyalty and dedication to our nation and its values.

    Long live to the RPG!!

  6. Prime Delegate Says:

    Thank you, Minister. Please, I beg you to follow this argument in a virtual meeting BY MAIL. Dear so-called GI5Chief, dear candidate to Ministry of Interior, send us your proposals to prguripa@gmail.com. So we should widely argue about your ideas.

  7. Enclave Flatiron Says:

    We shall overcome. Living surrounded by taritors is hard but we love our country, we respect ours laws and our dignity as Guripen citizens. Long life to RPG!

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